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Dane Cook. The Nothing Fight. Dane Cook » Retaliation. He was raised Roman Catholic. His comic material is mostly observational humor. His recent routines include such diverse topics as car accident mayhem, Cook's time spent working at Burger King and assorted geek humor. Cook often refers to specific places or things using his own slang terms. He is often referred to as 'the most popular guy on MySpace' next to Tom Anderson, the creator of the service , because at one time he approved every friend request he received -- recently hitting one million.
Career When he was a teenager, Dane discovered his comedic talent when his father, former radio personality George Cook, gave him a tape recorder and microphone. He suddenly realized a goal in life: to be on the show. He started performing stand-up comedy in He stated in a interview with Entertainment Weekly that he "never walked toward a stage and felt heavy.
Even in bad places, I always learned something. In , he made his first albeit brief appearance in a major motion picture as "The Waffler" a superhero who uses a waffle iron and "truth syrup" to fight crime in Mystery Men.
It would begin a partnership with the cable channel that would help launch Cook's career to new heights. He made his own half-hour feature segment on Comedy Central Presents in In the film Cook plays Rodman's partner, Nick Miranda.
Although other comics mocked him, his website, along with his MySpace account, turned out to be a success. In Dane Cook also released the film 8 Guys, which he wrote, directed, and starred in.
The album's success launched a slew of public appearances and magazine articles that fall, including a three-minute routine on the MTV Video Music Awards on August He also performed three sold-out shows in two nights at The Theater at Madison Square Garden, a 2, to 5, seat venue, in mid-September without any press but his own website. During a May appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Cook parodied Tom Cruise's "couch jumping" Oprah appearance and made a "tattoo" of Katie Holmes actually a picture taped to his back , barging into the women's restroom to get her.
During a October appearance on The Tonight Show, he kissed Charlize Theron's butt after she allowed him to do so. He also appeared and performed on Dave Attell's Insomniac Tour. He finished his own television pilot called Cooked, which he is writing and starring in, soon afterwards. His appearance was unique because he was one of the few stand-up comedians as opposed to actors to appear as guest host for the show. He performed the longest monologue in the show's history while using a handheld microphone, another rarity for SNL.
The episode was one of the highest-rated SNLs of the season. A documentary series and a scripted program are also in the works for HBO. In the week prior to the televised gig, he performed at the Mandalay Bay Resort in Las Vegas April 8 and Allstate Arena in Chicago April 13 , the largest venues he's ever performed in those cities.
Sadly, his mother, Donna Cook passed away after a long bout with cancer on July 3rd. He is also currently filming the psychological thriller Mr. Brooks in Shreveport, Louisiana with Kevin Costner. In , he was named in Time magazine's list of the most influential people of Cook plans on touring the country with other comedians including Steve Carell. While shooting a movie in Vancouver, Dane Cook made the local papers for his behavior in a comedy club.
His actions were called "very immature". Dane Cook has yet to make comment on this event. It was not created by Dane Cook, although he has adopted as such. He also enjoyed small roles in several movies, as well as a cameo in the music video for Smash Mouth 's "All Star.
The album greatly boosted Cook's profile, however, garnering platinum sales and lofting the comedian to full-fledged celebrity status. Two years later, Cook's sophomore release, Retaliation, debuted in the Top Ten of the Billboard ; the double-disc album went gold six days later and reached platinum status within six months, making Cook the highest-charting comedian since Steve Martin. More movies roles followed, including Employee of the Month, Mr.
Brooks, and Good Luck Chuck. After releasing two humorous pop singles, neither of which saw much chart success, Cook issued his third comedy album, Rough Around the Edges: Live from Madison Square Garden, in fall His effort, ISolated INcident, was recorded in front of a much smaller audience and featured more personal material from the comedian.
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